Organ Transplant Surgeons Mugs

"Maybe it wasn't such a smart idea for you to have left everything to science."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

'Henry had a successful animal organ transplant - isn't that right, Henry?'

"Maybe I needed a brain also! I left my heart in San Francisco!"

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'

New life (organ donation)

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

'Bad news, pastor. The only donation we've gotten so far is a Wurlitzer from the orchestra.'

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

Surgeon to other: 'First organ transplant?'

Traumatology.

'I guess the transplant went ok - I just got a love letter from my new liver!'

Tele-Heart Delivery to the Hospital.

Pig heart donation saves human life

Organ Donor Card

Hospital recycling bank.

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

The shakedown escalates.

"I've decided to be an organ donor."

"Don't worry. I'm doing someone's liver resection tomorrow and I'll grab one of their kidneys."

I lost a heart in San Francisco.

"I just ate my organ donor card."

"I hope this thing is free-range!"

'Here comes the transplant specialist now.'

Is there anyone here from 'customer care'? Could you tell them I'll ring back as soon as I've got my new kidney in!

'My husband left his body to medical science. He became chicken soup.'

'I'll see you kidney and raise you my liver.'

Transplant ward - where having a change of heart isn't frowned upon.

'We are doing everything we can to find a donor.'

Richard the Pigheart