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Workers family tree.

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

Let's get organized

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

Organization is not rocket science!

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

"Uh-Oh..."

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

Business is off the chart.

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

Soaring Profits

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

Expenses/Income. "Our only problem is working out how to switch these."

'We're all right as long as they think we're taking millions.'

"Cheer up, if this carries on we could become a very attractive takeover target.

Gloat

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

Catalogue of little books.