Order And Chaos Explorer Gifts

The Best Laid Plans

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

"I couldn't find any box filler so I shredded those tax documents on your desk."

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

Chaos Hieronymus Bosch style

The Black Hole of Plans

"Your room is exactly as you left it."

'Hi Honey! I wanted to thank you for taking the baby to day care this morning!'

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

'It's a miracle the way he keeps his desk so clean.'

'I can't find my key.'

'Fenton, is your filing system based on the Chaos Theory and entropy?'

Method/Madness

"The good news is I've cleaned up my office. The bad news is I think I threw out my computer."

"I'm getting out of the dog walking business! Last night I chased a cat up a tree!"

'Thursday is out - I got my anger-management class.'

'Oh no, a few more change orders from Mrs. Fergenson, right?'

'My husband is a police detective. He does know how to toss a room.'

"It's Jung out there, son"

'I see it as an adventure Joe...and the best adventures are the ones that challenge you...Ah...and this would explain your collection of hazmat suits.'

"Hold on, I'll take down a message for her."

'Pardon the mess. We just moved in.'

The Perfectionist Procrastinator

Bruce's Building - Doug's Demolition

ABSOLUTELY NO SKATEBOARDING

"I'm afraid we can't accept your grant proposal. You can't predict the way water flows from a faucet!"

Before the city's hiring spree.

A man hunting in gale of wind

Lawyer control van.

Dream Zoom