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"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Orchestra.

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

Quartet.

Music Lessons

Occupational Hazards.

Malcolm Sargent

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

Sir Edward Elgar

Team Flute

Doggy conductor

"Maybe I needed a brain also! I left my heart in San Francisco!"

'So, you think you can just waltz right in here and start making movies, Mr, Astaire'

Gustav Holst

Von Trapp family masks

No Instruments Please

I'd like to donate to your theater, but

Animal Band.

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

A woman playing the flute

Sergei Taneyev

Joseph and his coat

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

Violinist.

A Lightning Conductor.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes