Orchestral Herbalist Prints

Botanical violinist

Medicinal plants

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

Cello Concert

Modern Witch Shoppe

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

An amplified harp

'A large Swiss Pharmaceuticals company has expressed serious interest in my potion.'

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

'Ta dum deedee dum -- DUM -- Bloop -- Fsst, tra la,,,'

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

Traumatology.

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'

'I'm taking you off the herbal tea.'

Medical Arts Building

'Today's lecture is on Herbology... so without furthe ado, let me introduce Herb!'

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

Natural Medicines

"And for that pain deep down in your soul, I'm going to prescribe the saxophone."

"It's just that you might find food a lot cheaper!"

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal tea you're drinking.'

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal eye drops you're using.'

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

Lark Ascending

"If you ask me, your Christmas gift return policy is too liberal."

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

Alternative medicine

"I'm hoping for herb immunity."

'Great job! -- I'll go gather some herbs.'

"You should have called your stall 'Thyme Is A Healer'."

"What's the big deal? All these politicians talk about a health care plan! I have a health care plan!"