Orchestral Daredevil T-Shirts

A musician bowing a tiny guitar

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Rock Climber

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

A smiling cyclist

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

YOLO vs YODO

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

Double Bass Jumpers.

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Jeremy Clarkson.

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

"Ladies, you know the rule about joyriding."

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

'I tried it at home...'

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

"I see you do all your own stunts."

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

Tight Rope Ski Lift

"I don't want to alarm you, but it seems that what you have on your back may actually be my backpack."

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

"You look like the kind of folks who laugh at adversity."