Orchestra Conductor Mugs

A bow eating 'Rosin Bran'

Orchestral Conductor.

An orchestra cymbalist is tempted by a fly.

'You mean we've all been playing different songs? I wonder how long that's been going on...'

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

There were drastic cutbacks in the orchestra's budget.

Piano concerto for the deaf.

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Doggy conductor

Double Bass

"Never ask Dad about technology. He thinks a semiconductor is someone who leads the Boston Pops for half a year."

Rule Britannia!

"Don't touch him! He's a conductor."

A Lightning Conductor.

"It's dull now, but at the end they smash their instruments and set fire to the chairs."

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

'And now, Mozart's F-Major Concerto for Bassoon and Default Ring Tone.'

"It's not your phone—they're playing 'Für Elise.'"

"I'd give my right arm to play the violin like you do, Mr. Bolenska."

"It's the new union rule - we have to provide cots for them if they have more than 8 bars rest."

Richard Wagner

The London School of Infectious Diseases Isolation Chamber Orchestra.

Theatre.

A Train Conductor.

Cellist has accidentally poked out the eyes of all his fellow band members.

Super-modified grand piano.

Conducting a football referee.

Conductor: 'Oh for PETE'S SAKE LENNY NOT right now! I'm in the middle of Conducting a Fire Drill!'

Thanks for being such a fabulous desk partner!

Salad Bowl Drum

Blowing your nose musically.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Composer's Trousers Fall Down.

Franz Liszt.

Sonata #39 for Cello & Tuba.