Orbit Voyager Gifts

Britain's first official astronaut.

Captain in a storm

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Mac OS 20

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Touché"

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

Lifesaver!

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"They're very time-sensitive."

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

Area 51: The Inside Story

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

Spy Satellite

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

Mel Hoffman - Attorney TO the stars.

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

The Sea Anglers: There is a warm feeling of brotherhood among all those who love messing about in boats...

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

'Go ahead,ask me which way is north.'

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

"Looks like a storm ahead, Captain." "I think you're being over dramatic."