Oral History Gifts

'We're learning about the 1960's in history class - tell me all about the Summer of Love!'

'I'm not just keeping you healthy to make money. I'm into historical preservation.'

The story of 'The Great Leak' was passed down from generation to generation.

"Baldo, come here! This is Benito, my barber! Let him tell you a story."

"Mr. Ramirez...you served in World War II?"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"Admit it, we're lost."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Ruddy bloggers!

A man taking a bow

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

Crocodile

Stratigraphy

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Evolution...the wifi rhino.

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Charles Darwin

Robert Schumann

'No, I didn't growl. Did you roar?'

Museum of Bones

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."