Option Trader Pillows

'Today, they voted a stock split, which means that pile of options I own are twice as worthless as they were yesterday.'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

The day the stock market went UP.

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

Build Your Own Portfolio

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

European currency on the edge.

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

City Boy.

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

Day trading.

Economy - USA.

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

A child runs an equity stand.

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Why markets crash.

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Money Bar.

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'