Optimistic Problem Solver T-Shirts

'I keep thinking I'm twisting it the right way, and then I find out I'm not, and then it has even more twists the wrong way, but then I find out I just didn't twist it that way enough.'

"Looks like we found the issue."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

' A good idea '

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Can do...No can do

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'What's wrong now?'

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

Innovative

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

When Engineers Crack.

Tossing computer into canyon.

Directions: Call a smart friend.

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'