Optimistic Heart Pillows

'Don't be too sad. Sure, she was special, but there are plenty more fish in the sea.'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Social distancing

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Boptimism

"You can all unroll yourselves now. We're heading back up."

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

Happy Days Are Here Again

'Don't worry about your job at the office, Sweetie. They declared bankrupty today.'

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"Things are looking up!"

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Pessimists v Optimists.

Sisyphus Sawyer

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"I like to think that each generation will need a little less therapy than the generation before."

"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!"

Life is like a tube of toothpaste

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

GLAD-YOU-ATION

"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."

'Next time, Featherton, I'd like to see your sales projections without the clouds.'

Holy Ronald Reagan. Do you see who's come into the cafe? Reagan? No, it's Johnny Spinwell. The king of spin! Who? Consultant to politicians, stars, lawyers, corporate execs. No one finds the bright side like Johnny. Pea brain, you stepped on my toe. I got your circulation going to save your heart.