Optimistic Souls Pillows

'Except for the time he pecked my eyes out he's been a good bird'

Raining

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Social distancing

Boptimism

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

Six Thinking Hats

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

'Don't worry about your job at the office, Sweetie. They declared bankrupty today.'

Happy Days Are Here Again

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

"Things are looking up!"

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

"I think I can". (train)

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'