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Eye Test with Myopic Optician

'What do you mean you can't read the top line?.'

Magnifying glass on Oculist's sign.

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

"Caricatures $20"

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Leaning Tower of Pisa

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

Cyclopetrist's Waiting room

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

Escher flat-pack furniture

Executioner forgetting his glasses.

The Exobus

"Your main problem is that instead of a set of complex organs composed of specialized sensory cells and sophisticated nerve structures, you've got two pieces of coal."

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

Penalty

'Will these glasses help him see things my way?'

Cat Eye-Exam

Everyone always thought M.C. Escher had an incredible imagination, but really he just grew up in an odd house.

Super Infinity Motel

"I'm always making bad decisions can you correct my foresight."

Boating Reflection

'It quickly became apparent that Optometry was not the right career choice for Errol'. 'Is that the right one? I can't tell!'

The aerial photo analyst wasn't sure how to categorize this anomaly.

"Wait! Come Back!"

Sales of Viagra

'Its no use, I can't do it - I only have eyes for you!'

Artist Painting Herself Infinitely

"Do you have anything much smaller that can paradoxically hold many more people."

Refraction

'My wife's an optician'

'Sorry I'm late for class, but I got lost again.'

"You see spots in front of you? Have you cleaned your glasses lately?"