Gift the optical fashionista a trendy t-shirt that speaks to their unique sense of style and love for creative fashion—comfortable, bold, and sure to turn heads.
These shades are awesome. They're not for you. Sunglass King. But they'd look great on me. True. It's not that. It's, well … We're trying to preserve our brand image. We only sell those to qualified individuals. People with the right look. Hold on. Are you saying I'm too ugly to buy your stupid sunglasses? Put bluntly. How dare you, pal. Why I oughta … Hold on. Okay. I'll sell you the glasses. But on one condition. Some days the humiliation just piles on. Who's the cutie in the shades?
Shoe Shine/Lace Tie
"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."
"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."
"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."
Prosecco
Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound
"Shouldn't have, you really."
'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'
Old fashioned Christmas shopping
'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'
Hip hop Santa.
Snowman Tattoo
"Maybe this year..."
Oi to the world!
Easter Egg
"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."
'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'
Christmas Socks
'Admit it you need glasses, that is my false eyelash you have just sprayed.'
Vicar In Spectacles
Sunglasses - Perfect for normal sun, white dwarfs, red giants.
Pets christmas tree
"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"
'Well you're an eye doctor aren't you'
"We can only distract the shareholders with our ugly Christmas sweaters for so long."
"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"
Dog in Christmas outfit with cracker.
Santa Hat Hair
Cookie monster caught in the act.
Rudolph's Washing Line
Merry Christmas!
'your hindsight is only 20400 so I'm going to fit you with a pair of 'retro specs'.'
"Remind me to never take the shortcut through the Christmas Sweater workshop."
"I want a nice family Christmas photo. Now, go upstairs and put on a tree skirt."
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