Opposites Attract Experts Prints

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

"If robots can replace workers, then they can replace students. So I created one for me. Now I can stay home all day and play video games."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"Francophobe meet Francophile."

We should talk...

"I love you, ya big galoot."

"I'm sure you will be very happy together."

'No wrinkles or botox for me: I naturally change my skin every so often...'

'I'm tellin' you, Maurice, you should try it. I feel younger, more confident and just yesterday I caught a coupla gibbons checkin' me out.'

Dinner Mates.

New Milks

Prisoner keeping a calendar on his laptop.

Gullible prunes.

'Well I don't care what these placemats say. I think we're perfect for each other.'

Small man falling in love with large woman

'I can't believe those two tied the knot, they're so mismatched.'

"I've been down here 50 years, but you'd never know it. Staying out of the sun has kept my skin fresh, firm and wrinkle-free."

"Uh-uh! No way! Don't even think about it!"

'It'll never work, Richard. We're too different. For example, I only like a parade...'

Opposites Attract.

Snail Air Balloon

"Don’t think of it as a retirement community, think of it as a cave."

"I'm binge ignoring everything you're binge watching."

'Will 50 be enough, madam?'

Early one morning The Grim and The Happy Reaper pay Alice a visit.

'I've crossed chalk with cheese!'

Plastic Surgery: Growing Old Is Not An Option

"We're Siamese twins, but you get a choice. he's a jock, and I'm a geek."

"Good news! You're in a great condition for a man of 60!"

Lion and Lamb Peacefully reading at Home.

After hours...

'You'll catch your death of cold out in this weather!'

"We need a fresh young face on the board. Simpkins, get some Botox injected."