Opportunity Seekers Prints

Opportunity to pursue other options, next exit.

'There! ? now we wait for opportunity to knock!'

Get rich slowly schemes - insert $1. Get rich quick schemes - insert $250,000.

"The mirage of all mirages."

Catching a dollar sign falling from the sky

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

Businesswoman Empowerment

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

Opening the door to new customers

"We offer 104 vacation days...otherwise known as weekends."

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

'Yes I'm sure we can find an opening for you, Mr Smith!'

'Your resume seems in order, Mr. Lupo, but would you explain exactly why you want to work here> Mr. Lupo...?

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

Ace headhunters.

'Oh, we have an excellent benefits package ??" major medical, dental plan, vacation, retirement, nude encounter sessions....'

Day one, post grad

'We want you to take the hindmost.'

"These are excellent qualifications... so good that our largest competitor would gladly pay you twice as much."

"Nice touch." - Resume playing music.

'Are all of these letters of recommendation from your mother?'

"According to your resume, you've done nothing of any real significance since inventing the wheel."

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

"Can I put in a claim for interview trauma compensation?"

Woman out on limb

'At least hanging around street corners reminds us we're at a crossroads in our lives.'

"References? Well, I just got six references from the guys in your waiting room."

"Remember this? One sweetheart of a deal!"

"And, of course, if I were to get the job and start feeling comfortable here I'd no longer need the security blanket."

Job hoppers.

"I didn't get a job at the job fair, but I got a blue ribbon for best resume."