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"My opinion, right or wrong."

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

Pundits

E Pluribus Nada

'...can you tell me how to blame Obama for all that?'

An animal has attacked a child. It's very important to the world that you immediately express a bad opinion online.

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, How come there never seems to be any penalty for pundits who turn out to be wrong all the time? - Andy, Los Angeles. Actual reader question. Excellent question. Unfortunately, answering that question would lead to a stock market collapse ... Which would be just the sign of weakness that the Dutch have been looking for. I'll answer you if you really want to wake up to the sound of 500,000 clogs bearing down on you. Ask Sadie questions at asksadie@rudypark.com.

"I'm not sure if I want to get disappointed by the left, the right, the conservatives, or the liberals."

Bob auctions off his thoughts.

Big government pig

Uniformed but Passionate

"I don't believe the liberal weather media!"

"Do you have an opinion on opinion polls?"

The Kommander in Khief

'You're on my soapbox !'

Editorial Page - People Who Agree With You vs. Idiots

"They should stand."

"Excuse me, do you have a minute for someone other than yourself you selfish bastard?"

"All I'm saying is that family values are really important to all of us. For example...I didn't sleep with my wife before we were married. You?"

"If we didn't let eggs into the country they wouldn't attack Fraser Anning."

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

News and Magazines. Corruption. Graft. Gridlock. Inaction. Our problem is half of us think our political system is broken and half of us think it's fixed!

My opinions do not necessarily reflect those of the station, its advertisers and especially the teleprompter technician, who thinks I'm a total freakin' mor

"We are dropping your column. Many readers think you're just to extreme."

Dear Sadie, Coke or Pepsi? Actual reader question. You're really asking that questions? The answer is so obvious: Coke! Or Pepsi. Definitely Pepsi! What's important in my line of work is not the answer but how strongly you express it. Send questions to asksadiesho@gmail.com

"He went red state on me."

'We came. We saw. We criticized.'

"The problem with politics is politicians!"

"You've learnt how to post your opinions online, haven't you, Dad?"

"Bloody Hell Brenda, why the Camilla Long face?"

Any Questions?