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"Of course I want your opinion... that's why I told you what it was."

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

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'Don't hesitate to critize me, Herb, whenever I think I am wrong.'

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

"That reminds me of the time Hamlet and I – did I mention I knew Hamlet? – Hamlet and I..."

'ANOTHER fatwah?! Who have you been sharing your thoughts with this time?'

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

"They're both in telemarketing."

'My opinion, right or wrong!'

Respected cartoon couple, Elmo and Merle Blinkwhistle, take a little time out each day to gather their thoughts.

Big government pig

Uniformed but Passionate

"They should stand."

"We are dropping your column. Many readers think you're just to extreme."

Dear Sadie, Coke or Pepsi? Actual reader question. You're really asking that questions? The answer is so obvious: Coke! Or Pepsi. Definitely Pepsi! What's important in my line of work is not the answer but how strongly you express it. Send questions to asksadiesho@gmail.com

Historians' Tiff

Two women playing the piano for some guests

"It's the editorial he was fulminating against when he keeled over and croaked."

Rant schedule.

"You can't just say you 'heard' something. Yu have to say whether you liked it or not!"

'Yes, but your musical opinion is incorrect.'

'They should lose their tax exempt status! Churches have no rights to be involved in politics!'

"I do want a threesome, just not with you."

Throw your hands in the air and wave 'em like you just don't care to agree on anything.

Beer, Lance? It's noon! Haven't you heard, Gloria? It's not just for breakfast anymore.