Opinionated Consultants Pillows

'Don't hesitate to critize me, Herb, whenever I think I am wrong.'

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

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"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

Pundits

'...can you tell me how to blame Obama for all that?'

'We don't need helicopter vision, Manfred. We need a helicopter.'

An animal has attacked a child. It's very important to the world that you immediately express a bad opinion online.

Man at door of Think Tank sees signs Closed Now a Thought Tank.

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, How come there never seems to be any penalty for pundits who turn out to be wrong all the time? - Andy, Los Angeles. Actual reader question. Excellent question. Unfortunately, answering that question would lead to a stock market collapse ... Which would be just the sign of weakness that the Dutch have been looking for. I'll answer you if you really want to wake up to the sound of 500,000 clogs bearing down on you. Ask Sadie questions at asksadie@rudypark.com.

"I'm not sure if I want to get disappointed by the left, the right, the conservatives, or the liberals."

Big government pig

Bob auctions off his thoughts.

Uniformed but Passionate

"Do you have an opinion on opinion polls?"

"Pudits tell me what to think. TV tells me what to watch. Ads tell me what to buy. You really care about my opinion?"

"I don't believe the liberal weather media!"

"Our management consultant has recommended we employ another management consultant to explore cutting the budget we have for management consultants."

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

"They should stand."

"Shame on you!. . . For disagreeing with us!"

News and Magazines. Corruption. Graft. Gridlock. Inaction. Our problem is half of us think our political system is broken and half of us think it's fixed!

My opinions do not necessarily reflect those of the station, its advertisers and especially the teleprompter technician, who thinks I'm a total freakin' mor

Turkey missed the exit twice

"Excuse me, do you have a minute for someone other than yourself you selfish bastard?"

"We are dropping your column. Many readers think you're just to extreme."

"Don't just stand there, man - go shoot a few consultants!"

"Of course I want your opinion... that's why I told you what it was."

'We came. We saw. We criticized.'

"You've learnt how to post your opinions online, haven't you, Dad?"

"He went red state on me."

Dear Sadie, Coke or Pepsi? Actual reader question. You're really asking that questions? The answer is so obvious: Coke! Or Pepsi. Definitely Pepsi! What's important in my line of work is not the answer but how strongly you express it. Send questions to asksadiesho@gmail.com

'Let me call my wife. She's full of 'second opinions'.