Operations Director Mugs

Man about to plug in 'Manufacturing' and 'Distribution' together

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

"This position has become very important to the company."

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

Gay Times...

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

'The massive arrests have made the plans for downsizing much easier.'

You can breed these if the environment is right.

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

'Let's hope the new norm means that less really is more.'

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

Failure/Due Diligence

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea."

Under new blame.

In and Out Sourced.

Dogs reviewing organizational chart - 'Hunter can eat Spanky or Fido, Spanky can eat Spot or Duke,....' and so on.

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."