Office Director Mugs

'Don't go too far out on a limb - he'll send you to a branch office.'

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"This position has become very important to the company."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

'Office' block tightening it's belt

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

'Mr. Dawson, about when I said 'don't pull any punches'...'

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

Sales chart is buildings in background.

Organization is not rocket science!

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.