Operatic Knight Fan Prints

Sir Oliver Murgatroyd

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Ascent of Machine.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

Artifishial Intelligence

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

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"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

Missing You.

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

Your Future Home.

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

S.P.F. 1,000

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Canine Comedians

'Okay guys - lights out!'

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

People and robots

"I can't believe Asimov hasn't been cancelled yet. Imagine thinking he can write about our experience!"

"The boss expects us all to be robots."