Operatic Knight Fan Mugs

Sir Oliver Murgatroyd

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Ascent of Machine.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Artifishial Intelligence

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

Algorithm 'n' Blues

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"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

Your Future Home.

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

Missing You.

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

That's not what I meant when I suggested you get an exercise machine.

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'This is Bob - our secret agent of change.'

S.P.F. 1,000

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

'Okay guys - lights out!'

"The boss expects us all to be robots."

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

People and robots

'The knights are drawing closer'