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'All right, who left this ring in the bath?'

"Run for your lives! It's the full 'Ring' cycle!!"

'I did enjoy it, but I would prefer it without the singing.'

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

'We thought we'd try a Schubert Lieder karaoke night.'

"This session is not over until I sing so!"

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

Music Therapy Centre - Placebo Domingo.

The Pearl Fishers - in modern dress

Simultaneous translation.

'Is there a veterinarian in the house? Our soprano has a frog in her throat!'

Valkyrie.

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

'I told her to open and say 'aah'.... that was 8 minutes ago.'

"Don't forget the spaghetti dinner at Sparolini's after the show."

"Welchen weg zum Metropolitan Opern Haus?"

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

'La Donna E Mobile.'

"Is that rain? or the opera singer?"

"With this medication, you may find your voice getting richer and more powerful, but don't worry. It's just a placido effect."

"I won an tenor on the lottery."

Soprano loses her teeth.

Richard Wagner

A night at the opera.

'Grand Opera retirement home'

'Ring cycle'

French Horn Microphones

'Welcome to Valhalla. I'm Hilde and I'll be your Valkyrie for the night.'

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

Scuba Divas.

Gioacchino Rossini

"Well, that's show business."

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

'That's called the 'Mask of Tragedy.' Otherwise known as the last person whose cell phone rang during the opera!'