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'All right, who left this ring in the bath?'

"Run for your lives! It's the full 'Ring' cycle!!"

'I did enjoy it, but I would prefer it without the singing.'

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Music Therapy Centre - Placebo Domingo.

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

"This session is not over until I sing so!"

'We thought we'd try a Schubert Lieder karaoke night.'

Luciano Pavarotti.

Simultaneous translation.

The Pearl Fishers - in modern dress

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

A night at the opera.

"Is that rain? or the opera singer?"

"Don't forget the spaghetti dinner at Sparolini's after the show."

'Grand Opera retirement home'

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

Gioacchino Rossini

French Horn Microphones

"Welchen weg zum Metropolitan Opern Haus?"

"With this medication, you may find your voice getting richer and more powerful, but don't worry. It's just a placido effect."

Soprano loses her teeth.

'Ring cycle'

'La Donna E Mobile.'

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

Richard Wagner

'Is there a veterinarian in the house? Our soprano has a frog in her throat!'

'Welcome to Valhalla. I'm Hilde and I'll be your Valkyrie for the night.'

"I won an tenor on the lottery."

Valkyrie.

'I told her to open and say 'aah'.... that was 8 minutes ago.'

Scuba Divas.

Opera High Note

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.