Opening A New Bank Account Gifts

'You want to join our Christmas Club? -- I'll have to see your baptismal certificate.'

'We do savings and cheque, not twitter accounts!'

Piggy bank #3: normal (colour).

'I don't know when the bank will start paying interest on saving accounts, but I did hear a rumor that we will be giving out free ball point pens with new accounts over $100,000 dollars.'

"What's this I hear about you opening an account at another bank?"

Build Your Own Portfolio

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

How many times do I have to tell you. . . you're broke! Broke! Broke!

Piggy Bank ATM

Serious bummer! The bank says I'm overdrawn.

Girl holding money.

Nest Egg

Piggy Bank reads 'How to Manage Your Money.'

Canine Bank and Trust. I'd like my account to roll over. I'll go fetch it.

Save money on the web.

"Mom, I think I'm old enough to trade in my piggy bank for an ATM."

The boy who took his piggy bank to the drive thru bank

'I made that payment a couple of days ago. The check's in the Internet.'

What do you have in mind? Something for nothing!

'Sorry, chum - joint bank account!'

Reverse piggy bank

I do all of my banking online now.

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.

'Your allowance has been wire transferred to your debit card.'

ATM saying 'Game Over.'

"I'm having trouble convincing my mom that I need an ATM installed in my bank."

Cyprus - banks reopen.

Small boy on 'Investment street' corner with a piggy bank, while removal trucks operate in the background.

'Want it all' queue in a bank.

Bank goes back to cheap toasters as free gift.