Opening A New Art Exhibit Mugs

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

Painting taking root...

Candle Portraits.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Picasso: The Early Years

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Creation of Red Wine

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

M.C. Escher Exhibit Upstairs.

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Private Viewing

"I read 'Art News.'"

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"I can deal with the conceptual art and electronic music, but what are these hors d'oeuvres supposed to be."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

'You're no Pollock.'

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

Instant art

'This statue is based on an earlier work of mine from the pre-kindergarten era.'

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

Rodins rotten juggler

The Battle of the Pictures.