Opening A Bed And Breakfast T-Shirts

"Make yourself at home I beieve you said"

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

'We earn extra money by renting out your office at night.'

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

"This is our soft opening."

'Now here's a place I like!'

"How fresh is the calamari?"

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Garlic Free Zone.

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

"Fresh pepper spray?"

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

American style Greek cafe.

'Cooking'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Local food for local consumption

Kentucky Fried Horse

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

'House wine?'

'Bed & Bagel'

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

Special! Continental breakfast...$3.99: 'What continent is this suppose to represent - Antarctica!'

'Order fast, folks - the prices have an expiration date.'

'Restaurant' in bad need of staff

"You're looking remarkably well done today."

Business As Usual Bar & Grill: 'How's business? 'Don't ask!'