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Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen in: Changing Seasons. Does life affirm with coming fall? Leaved hit the ground, men huddle. Smashing each other over a ball. Wrestling around in a puddle. Huh? In this potpourri of hulky sights, one image is hardly the least, sir. So many changes, so many nights ... to see Eli Manning's keister. The bard of NY Giants football. Beautiful. Disgusting.

Open mike night presents: Rudy Park. You done left me alone … Cut out when I needed you most. How brightly we'd have shone … had you not given up the ghost. I done loved you baby. Now I just feel so bad-n-used. I'm a-goin' crazy … I got me the laptop low-battery life blues. That portable never loved you, honey child!

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Theatre Masks and Butts

Taking a peek at the audience

Wolf Karaoke

"Bravo!"

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"'Tis the story of a woeful refugee... ...whose plight has been forgotten. An admirable, amiable sort is he... but boy is he downtrodden. With courage of the kind you rarely see, he defended this land, when Redcoats invaded over land and sea, peck their knees and hands. And how did America repay this debt it owed its forest bird? Did you put our noble visage on the national seal as we would have preferred? No... You ate us. Just like the British did. I really think that it's the least you can do

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

"I hate open-mike night."

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Chekov play and scorecard,

Bravo!

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

"Here's a blues number written about my inability to remember computer passwords."

"This song asks the musical question: "Can anyone here show me how to play an e-minor chord?"

Open Mike Night Presents the Comedy Stylings of Rudy Park. Did you hear about the iPhone that hired the best wedding planner in the country because it wanted a great reception? Clap. And then there was the autocorrect programmer who got rejected when he asked a lady out on a debate. The romance didn't last long when the cable tv box found out how spacey the satellite tv box was. Get off the stage! The one who invented binary code was a real zero. Boo. Hiss. I don't even get that one, and I'm gla

"Last night we watched three movies back to back. I was the one facing the telly."

Laugh Laff. If laughter is the best medicine, this guy's a placebo.

"Yes I know Dear. Tiger Woods is playing here today!"

Odile

"Here's another depressing song about me."

Open Mic Nacht

House of Java.net Cybercafe. Open mike night starring Rudy Park. Much to fear, these troubled days. Covid, economy in a stew … I've compounded things a ways with my enemy anew. Oh foolishness and great folly there're no ifs, ands, or buts. We failed to tip sufficiently … when last at Supercuts. Never dis the barber!

"It's not a huge role, but it is Shakespeare. I get to ask the king if he wants bottled or tap."

Theatre Sketches by Daummier - They say that it is difficult to satisfy the Parisians. In these four rows there is not one who is dissatisfied, but of course, all these Frenchmen are - Romans

"Is there a playwright in the house?"

Uncomfortably open Mike night.