Open Marriage Prints

"Honey, I know I agreed to an open marriage, but maybe we could close it just a smidge."

Just Friends

"After six marriages I learnt my lesson and married my divorce lawyer."

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."

"And this is my significant mother."

First Church of Whatever Works for You.

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

'My daughter eloped with a mime...'

'How was I to know that you don't like Marzipan?'

". . . Do you both like and subscribe. . ."

'And do you, Rob, promise to love and cherish Simone, even if she earns more than you do?'

Double Bike

"I just thought maybe we should consider letting ourselves go now instead of waiting a few years into our marriage."

Recycling husband.

'This is my new husband Gregory -- I don't quite have all the bugs out of him yet.'

Two brides raise a glass.

'The trial marriage was going okay, until a surprise witness showed up.'

"It worries me that you keepreferring to our honeymoon as our 'honeymoon period.'"

'The bad news is, during open enrollment we get to choose between our uncaring, inconvenient plan or another one that's just as bad or worse.'

"Gays and lesbians getting married – haven't they suffered enough?"

Two brides on wedding cake.

Gay Marriage Protests.

"We've found that patients are more truthful when it's open mic night."

"So, I hear you swing both ways."

"If there are aliens visiting earth, I don't blame them for not making contact."

. . . it all started when she wanted her mother in the wedding photos.

"Click here if you accept his terms and conditions."

Coming home to her house-husband.

'The nerve! We're only three hours late!'

"No, thanks."

"You said you wanted me to be happy and this makes me happy!"

'... Yes, I'd love to go on a date with you. Can I bring my boyfriend?'