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'True, she is more successful at our open marriage than me...'

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

"We hope seeing a marriage counselor maybe could make one of us less stubborn!"

Online Dating

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

"OK, now what?"

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

'Don't be so sensitive,I only dozed of for a moment.'

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

"We can't even agree what to argue about any more!"

Mrs. Almighty.

'Does it bother you that I use wadded tissues as pillows?'

Too Weird to Have a Husband

"Don't you think after thirty years of marriage you could stop referring to me as 'the military'?"

'We tried marriage your way and it didn't work. Now it's my way!'

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

'Will these glasses help him see things my way?'

"I signed up for 'Dressage Without the Horse.'"

'I've no problem finding my wife's erogenous zone. It's my wallet.'

'And do you, Rob, promise to love and cherish Simone, even if she earns more than you do?'

Sure, I wanted Joe to 'settle down.' But I always assumed he'd eventually get back up!

"We started to communicate and found out we had nothing in common!"

"When I put that in my computer dating information, it was just an expression!"

"Darling, let's forget all those things we said about each other on Sally, Oprah and Joan Rivers."

"I miss the days when people were ashamed to admit they met online."

Bigfoot Singles - 'Currently online: 1'

"I was TOO listening. I just wasn't caring."