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'True, she is more successful at our open marriage than me...'

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

Online Dating

"We hope seeing a marriage counselor maybe could make one of us less stubborn!"

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

"OK, now what?"

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

'Don't be so sensitive,I only dozed of for a moment.'

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

"We can't even agree what to argue about any more!"

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

Mrs. Almighty.

'Does it bother you that I use wadded tissues as pillows?'

'We tried marriage your way and it didn't work. Now it's my way!'

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

Too Weird to Have a Husband

"Don't you think after thirty years of marriage you could stop referring to me as 'the military'?"

'Will these glasses help him see things my way?'

'I've no problem finding my wife's erogenous zone. It's my wallet.'

"We started to communicate and found out we had nothing in common!"

'And do you, Rob, promise to love and cherish Simone, even if she earns more than you do?'

"I signed up for 'Dressage Without the Horse.'"

Sure, I wanted Joe to 'settle down.' But I always assumed he'd eventually get back up!

"I was TOO listening. I just wasn't caring."

"When I put that in my computer dating information, it was just an expression!"

"...There's not a thing we can do that even resembles, sexy."

Bigfoot Singles - 'Currently online: 1'

"I miss the days when people were ashamed to admit they met online."