Open Door Advocate Gifts

As mayor, I'd like everyone to know my door is always open. My first order of business is to address the vandalism problem.

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

Inclusive speech

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

Privacy - Surveillance

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

"Of course I believe in diversity. Harlan, here, is an endangered species."

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

"People are always banging on about the advantages of 'so-called' diversity."

'But, dear -- Lady Godiva is part of my diversity program!'

'Oh, you'll love working here. Nobody treats you any differently just becuase of your age, race, or gender.'

"I want to know why when I'm in a room people ignore me."

Statue of Liberty holds a sign up reads: Who are We?

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

'I'm dreaming of a white. . . err. . . I mean a more inclusive Christmas.'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of multiculturalism.'

"We need to hire a few good men, and by 'men' I mean women and men."

King uses drawbridge as wheelchair ramp to his van.

Same Sex Wedding

"Well the good news is that we came top in at least one category of the latest diversity tables..."

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

Disparate housewives.

"When the company said we'd now be sharing cubicle space this wasn't what I expected!"

Times Of Terrorism Bill Of Rights

Man sees a sign on a door - Open At Other Side.

National Security Agency: If at first you don't succeed, spy, spy again!

Gay pride parade, St. Patricks Day float that 'Started it All - Irish Village People'

Spy Cameras

'Do you hire the handicapped?'

There's Riches in Diversity