Open Book Pillows

'I tried letting it all hang out, and somebody stepped on it.'

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The Dorrie Decimal System

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

No-Work Orange

Bookworm Sleepover

Blue Stockings

Television Readers.

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Paranormal A-Z...

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Silence of the Chickens...

Great British Eccentrics.

Audio Books

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Flyfishing for dummies.

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."