Oops Moments Appreciator Prints

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

Showbiz Awards

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Pirate eye test

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

"Let's start with a couple of glasses of water and if that goes well I'll order two coffees."

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.

'What's that funny smell?'

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother."

Windchimes

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."

"Are you blushing?!"

"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."

Speed Dating Disasters

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

"Say these things, don't think them!"

OOPS!

My horse for a kingdom.

Husband Descending a Staircase After Tripping on his Wife's Shoes

"Can the bride refrain from twitching her entire left side?"

"Hi, I'm on the toilet"

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

'It's our first date. You don't know me well enough to ask if I'm getting enough fiber.'

'Everybody gets to go fishing but me! Life just isn't fair!'

How to injury yourself as an adult