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The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

Showbiz Awards

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Pirate eye test

Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.

"Let's start with a couple of glasses of water and if that goes well I'll order two coffees."

'What's that funny smell?'

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother."

Windchimes

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

"Are you blushing?!"

"Say these things, don't think them!"

Speed Dating Disasters

"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

Smile??? I'm pregnant.

OOPS!

My horse for a kingdom.

"You don't have OCD or ADD. You have OLD."

"Hi, I'm on the toilet"

It's a shame, but I'm still deciding if it

'Everybody gets to go fishing but me! Life just isn't fair!'

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

Husband Descending a Staircase After Tripping on his Wife's Shoes

"Can the bride refrain from twitching her entire left side?"

'It's our first date. You don't know me well enough to ask if I'm getting enough fiber.'