Online Wedding Gifts

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Right click for yes...

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"You may now kiss the bride."

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

Today's love

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

'Your website or mine?'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Everybody meets online these days."

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Zumma Cum Laude

'I'm sorry, Jason. I don't date anyone new until I've googled them.'

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

Online marriage ceremony.

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."