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"It's not really watching TV if I watch it online."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

'There's nothing on.'

Cord cutter

I should probably get out more.

Live Stream

TV-Man

Dawing your Cellphone

The First Fire Stick

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

Binge Watch

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Zoom Christmas

"You are still here."

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

A woman watches football on her computer.

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"I can't believe I'm paying $5,000 a month for you to stream Intro to Psychology when I get all of TV for $15.99."