Online Shopping Spree Master Mugs

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

How would Madam like to pay?

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

Don't miss this opportunity to own something really expensive!

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

"You went to Barneys without me? You slut!"

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

Online Trading

"I've had a very trying day. I've tried on dresses, shoes..."

'Shove' (at big sale).

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

'You must have something in my size?'

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

'Oh good, it looks like the few things I ordered from the catalogue have arrived.'

Giant sale - 'Sorry Luv - that's the last one.'