Online Shopping Detective Pillows

Internet Shoplifting

"If you didn't order all the dog treats online, then who did?"

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

Alternative Medicine

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

The new Physics

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Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

Terms and conditions

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"You get one every time you order something online."

"They'll never guess how we stole their data."

"It looked different on the internet."

"What's the cheapest thing we can order and still get a box?"

"If this is secret information the government doesn't want us to know, how come we can read about it on facebook?"

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"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

The Evolution Of Man - Hunt and Gather/Point and Click

'Enough EBAY already!'

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

'Don't forget to delete cookies when you shop online!!"

Drones

The Darknet starts right here.

"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."