Online Savvy Individuals T-Shirts

'You could try changing your profile picture...'

"Did you get my tweet?"

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

Online Dating

Victorian Selfie

"#BeCurious"

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

The Re-Opening of Schools

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'...till death, or a really huge argument over ringtones, do you part.'

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

"Remember, I want to hear fifteen solid minutes of small talk before you ask for the Wi-Fi password."

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

"Our latest technological leap allowed us to automate our full operation, become carbon-neutral, and keep all our employees."

"And a final note: Perception officially become reality."

'The computer is down... you'll have to wait for your hate mail.'

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

"Emojis fail me."

"I can't tell if these are vacation pictures or influencer shots." "Is there really a difference?"

Pole vaulter uses his pole as a selfie stick while he gets ready to jump.

My fitness tracker said I was dead but I thought I'd better get a second opinion

"My son, using 'Reply All' is not a sin."