Online Pretender Prints

On 'Friends Reunited' everyone can claim to be a front page maodel for GQ Magazine.

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'I think the mouse is playing-up again love.'

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

That isn't what prove you're not a robot means, Bob.

'Just give me the computer password, Marie. I won't put any more embarrassing pictures of you on Facebook.'

"Oh no! Not computer bugs again!"

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

"But honey, I've spent my last 30 years pretending to look busy. I can't quit overnight."

"You need more info? Listen, son, our ancestors faked it, I fake it, and by gawd, it's time you learned to fake it."

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

Youtube ghost videos...

Spam.

"So I'm assuming it's not always a good thing when a tweet goes viral."

Parisian Misguided Tours.

"Infecting their computers with the Pillage&Plunder Virus just doesn't give the same satisfaction as actually doing it."

'Hey, if you pull up a war game of Godzilla destroying Tokyo, that's just my son hacking our data base.'

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

Cat Blog.

"This is a special place we have for phishing scammers!"

E-commerce for shoplifters.

'On the internet, nobody knows you're a monkey.'

"I forgot my homework, but there's a video of me doing it on youtube."

A frat party at an online university

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

"Hold on, I have an announcement. Facebook password Missywillow 555, please move your car or it will be towed."

Tweet

'I put my teacher in the corner!'

"The reason you have flies is because you put some photos of food in your recycle bin and you forgot to empty it."

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.