Cyber Prankster Prints

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"I can't remember what I did with all the data on your computer. A substantial raise in my allowance would jar my memory."

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

'Hey, if you pull up a war game of Godzilla destroying Tokyo, that's just my son hacking our data base.'

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'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'I think the mouse is playing-up again love.'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive?

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

Computer operator welding machine.

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

That isn't what prove you're not a robot means, Bob.

"I'm away from my desk or on another line. Please leave a message at the sound of my impersonation of a beep."

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

"Oh no! Not computer bugs again!"

'Just give me the computer password, Marie. I won't put any more embarrassing pictures of you on Facebook.'

Nerd emergency: tongue stuck to frozen PC screen.

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

'... and when the user's blood pressure goes over 100, the computer shuts down, the siren sounds, and the neon sign beings to flash!'

The Hard Drive Ate My Homework.

"So I'm assuming it's not always a good thing when a tweet goes viral."

"Infecting their computers with the Pillage&Plunder Virus just doesn't give the same satisfaction as actually doing it."