Online Pet Influencer Prints

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

I think the cat wants to go out.

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online."

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

'Does a blog count as being published.'

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

The power of the blog.

'Tweet, tweet...Acme Bird Seed is the best, tweet.'

"How do you think that makes Gail feel, knowing her only dog is posting naked pictures of herself all over the internet?"

"Does he byte?"

"I take offense, therefore I am."

Catnip Brownies - Cool!

"I left my computer on, and my virtual pet dog tore up the place."

"Bob's more realistic."

'The royalties from Muffin's internet videos were really good last month!'

In the social media courtroom...

'According to his blog, Vince has just made another kill...'

"I have to call you back, Mom. I'm right in the middle of updating the dog's website."

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

"Your resume is mediocre, but I'm very impressed by your social media persona."

'It's not that I don't want to spank you. It's just that I know you'll blog about it if I do.'

"I know you love fetching, but that won't go viral on youtube...what else you got?"