Online Persona Enthusiast Mugs

"Don't judge me until you see me web page."

"Well, if you can't accept me as I really am, have you seen my Facebook page?"

My Spam Sketchbook

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

"Look on the dark side."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

Internet Name Tags.

"Of course I'm being 'catty'."

Social Influencers Anonymous.

"But sir, you may think you want underwear, but your internet consumer profile says you want a jet ski."

Internet Addict Anonymous

Likes Makes Right

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

Man convinced by a flattering character sketch

"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"

"High school uniforms?! Can you imagine everyone wearing the same thing every day!"

'These upcoming negotiations are going to be rough Jekyll, son you better send Hyde.'

"Okay, I'll admit it. I'm only dating you so you'll follow me on social media."

'He needs a domain name.'

Types of online-ing

'I and my Blog'

Internet taking money from a man's pocket

'I made up my mind to spend less time on line, and I was doing real well 'til they brought the computer back from the shop.'

"I keep changing my profile picture."

Public Speaking Shoes

"I'd heard you'd started a blog so I came over to cheer you up."

"Always standing out from the crowd."

Kids Gang.

'Talk about snooty. She was listed as 'most likely to be googled' in the class yearbook.'

"The corn hasn't quite matured if it's still reading Ayn Rand."

"Do you know how many followers I've got?"