Online Peacekeeper Pillows

'I got 5,000 on-line enemies!'

Online Hooligan

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Israel/Palestine Conflict

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

UNFADED GLORY

Dog ignores angry cat.

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

Human rights

"The session isn't quite going to plan."

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.'

'How long have you been fighting?'

Thanksgiving Family Get-Togethers

"This is our new head of conflict resolution."

Earth and war

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

"Tell me, how long have you been having these feelings of inadequacy?"

The Arab Autumn

"Negotiations are progressing. No one's made a gratuitous personal attack in 12 minutes."

A neutral observer.

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

'This makes things very messy. He's claiming he programmed the lunchroom toaster to do muffins.'

"Think of global warming! The temperatures will raise by two degrees within the next 100 years! We've got to buy swimming trunks, t-shirts and sun tan for the baby!"

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

Warring parents

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."