Online Moderator Gifts

Harold once again has a comment flagged.

Hate Platforms

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"Now that's a win."

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

'I won't lower myself to the level of my opponent.'

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

Egguy JUMP!! 62 Eggs like this. Gr'Egg LOL. M'Egg OMG so funny!!!!! 3.

"Fact amnesty"

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

Social media and censorship...

Diner is served

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

I see. And why do you think you often feel lonely?

Look, dork, I won't ask again. Will you help me use a computer? Maybe. What for? Internet Scrabble. I hear it is possible to play – what is the word? Online? I should like to send data over cyberspace. Through cyberspace.

Meet the People of the Internet

Tell me about your history. What are your interests? What kind of places do you visit? Are you careful? House of Java.net Cybercafe. You know what I mean: Are you the type that gets around? Your computer seems chaste. You may use it to send me an email. My laptop is virus-free. Freak.

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

"Not now, honey. Daddy's arguing with strangers about the sexual orientation of puppets."

'It's an email of a text that someone twittered...I think.'

"I learned my social skills on social media. . . what's it to you anyway you stupid cow?!"

Who will be the next CNN analyst?

"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"

Beware of the Blog.

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

"Great! Now I'm torn between whether to post rants on X or Meta."

Maybe Those Bots Can Be Used for Good

'This is the way to do it.'

No one said anything about blogging …

"Hurry - get the family. I think he's about to communicate his final angry retweet."

Rudy, be reasonable. We can't have a functioning media if everyone starts putting up their own stories on the web. We need professional ethics. We need editing. We need fact-checking. We need

Every man and his dog gets to have an opinion on social media.

'Sure I do bad things, but I do them in moderation.'