Nap Moderator Gifts

'I drank this stuff called 'extreme energy' and I stayed awake for two hours. Two hours, Clarence!'

Hate Platforms

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"Now that's a win."

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

Super hero dog.

Catatonic

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

'I won't lower myself to the level of my opponent.'

Cat medal presentations take a long time

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

Lighthouse Hammock.

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

"Fact amnesty"

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

Social media and censorship...

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

"At the end of the day, Maureen, wake me up."

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

Diner is served

"Do you think he's in a coma?"

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

'After sleeping on it, I've decided not to allow power naps.'

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

'Wow...he's great at 'staying'.'

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