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"He failed. Who asked you to sit for his exams?!"

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

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"Three more years of high school."

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.'

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I finished my homework, and half my college freshman courses.'

"It's going to be one of those days."

"Rosalie—your poor performance this year has reduced your parents' investment in you by almost seventy per cent."

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

Cuba restarts virtual classes

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

Financial Services For Lawyers...Beginner's Class...

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

"Your son's web presence doesn't make up for his truancy."

"And that's our newscast. Don't forget to follow us on the Web for up-to-the-minute reactions of everything we've just told you."

"Didn't anyone ever warn you about opening an e-mail from someone you don't know?"

'Wow, that sounds rigorous. What are the prerequisites for living in my mom's basement?'

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

Your computer is not fully protected...

School boy uses 'Sats Nav' to navigate his way to exam room.

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.