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Farce Book

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"We're following Carrot Top."

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"Hire a cost cutting, bad-guy consultant to turn me into a good guy during the layoffs."

"Unless one is a humorist, Haskins. One should avoid attempts at humor."

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

Hardware and software

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Bad Interview Technique

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"When I want your advice, I'll ask for it... but in an oblique, face-saving way."

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Nanopsychiatry.

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

'Thanks for making it guys. Come on in and pull up a chair.' A square hole in an office floor where chairs can be pulled up from

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

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'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'Ambitious? You sit there admitting you're a troublemaker!'

'This decaf's lousy.'

Never poke fun.

"He may only be three years old, but he has 21 years of tech experience."

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'I said that I didn't want to be interrupted...'