Online Illusionist Pillows

"Well I admit I might have photoshopped my online picture a bit!"

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

Juggler and Illusionist

Magic Tricks

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

'It's Blurred.'

School of Wizardry and Creative Accounting.

Magic Act

'Hey, 'Houdini', after you figure out how to levitate the cork ou tof the bottle, I can use your magic at the kitchen sink.'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

"In the hat! In the hat!"

Best Special Effects Award

David Blaine, Age 60

Houdini's infancy.

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

"Returns"

Mime Tug-of-War

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

"I can't find my box of magic tricks. Have you seen it?"

Wow. You're amazing!

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

Yuri Geller as a 7 year old.

"You see them huddled outside a lot since the smoke and mirrors ban came in."

Rabbit pulls magician from a hat.

A turkey displays a deck of cards.